Wait, Charlie Murphy played high school ball with Michael Jordan?

Meet "Leroy Smith," the dude who beat Michael Jordan for that last Varsity roster spot in high school. He now uses his story to "motivate the world, including Canada." Smells like a Nike stunt, which doesn't necessarily make it any less awesome.

Video: Euro-Pacman runs amock

Give it a little time... this video is pretty hilarious.



Via Geekstir.

Average Homeboy

"As you can see, I'm not black. I don't do drugs, and I'm not on crack." AVERAGE... HOOOOMEBOY.....



An oldie but goody... this was on Hot Clicks last year but I missed it (thanks to my above-average homeboy Kwami for the find). This Denny Blaze homeboy also has a website. Someone go check it out and let me know what the deal is.

Playboy Gives TASERS to NFL Players

One of the strangest non-boob-related things about Playboy's Celebrity Golf Scramble was the choice of items for the goody bags... athletes and celebrities were given tasers. Because that's what you need when you're enjoying a weekend of golf, girls, and booze, of course!

Hey Chicago! Brad Miller's Life Lessons Are Back in Town

At least some Chicago Bulls fans are excited to see Brad Miller returning home in the blockbuster trade of the day (in which the Kings and Bulls swap entire teams). I guess I would be excited too if this dude was coming to my team:



Also worth 42 seconds of your time is Life Lessons with Brad Miller Part 2.

YouTube Star in the Making: Lacrosse Enthusiast DavidCookIsKool

This video from DavidCookIsKool comes to me courtesy of YouTube's recommendations. I suppose the YouTube algorithm chose this gem for me because 1) I've favorited a few of Kyle Harrison's hilarious lacrosse videos, 2) I enjoy displays of unbridled enthusiasm, and 3) I too think David Cook is kool. Stay tuned for the best part at the very end!!

NBA Tattoo Cap: It Was Supposed to Be Satire, Silly!

UPDATE: click through for a more detailed version of this story.

Thanks to my old friend Matt Watson for forwarding this curious Phoenix New Times article about tattoos and the NBA. The article is very long, and I'll be honest, I skimmed parts of it, so forgive me if I'm totally tripping here... but most of the article appears to be serious. There is a lot of information about the history of tattoos and about real tattoos that NBA players have -- and that stuff all appears to be factual.

But then there are a few obviously false items, and they seem to be presented as fact. For instance:

Anybody with tons of tattoos is subject to criticism, and NBA players are no exception. In February 2008, the NBA announced it would push for a "tattoo cap" on players when its collective bargaining agreement expires at the end of the 2011 season. "We feel it is important that our players not scare the bejesus out of affluent demographic groups with gangsta-style tattoos," NBA Commissioner David Stern told Foxsports.com. The proposed cap, as strange as it sounds, would require teams to limit their roster as a whole to 61 percent tattoo coverage of the "upper arms and necks." So if a team has a couple of players covered in tats, conceivably two or three players with flesh as pure as a baby's butt would be needed to offset.

Besides the fact that a tattoo cap is (hilariously) ludicrous, there is the matter of David Stern using the word "bejesus"... The attribution of the quote is given to FoxSports, but the quote actually appears only in this clearly satirical blog post by GerbilSportsNetwork on Fox's community site. There are some other curious quotes in the article, like the "thug" comment from mild-mannered Alando Tucker (actually, I don't know anything about Alando Tucker, maybe he would say some ish like that)... and a quote from Amare Stoudemire attributed to the always-reliable Zimbio.com (??).

Am I tripping? Am I so dense that I don't see that this whole article is really clever satire? Or is Ian Thomsen ghostwriting at New Times? Or was this article really poorly reported, lazily fact-checked, and not edited at all? I'm honestly confused, please help.

UPDATE: Thanks for the links, Jason. Apparently author Niki D'Andrea is an old internet favorite (exhibits 1, 2, 3)...

Photo courtesy of Ian Thomsen and his BS correction at the bottom of his article, yes I'm still bitter about that!