Thursday, October 30, 2008

B.A.D. Epidemic Strikes Warriors Nation

Baron Abandonment Disorder is now being diagnosed all around the Bay Area, according to NBC. Although the video is somewhat upbeat about the prognosis for victims like Stephen Jackson and Al Harrington, the fight is not over. My sources have told me that Brandan Wright has stopped eating altogether and Warriors mascot Thunder succumbed to the disorder earlier this month. We still have a long way to go... but the good news is that Baron's grandmother has made a full recovery.

Warriors Still Have the Best Fans

Say you're Corey Maggette. You're new to the team, playing in the opening night loss to the Hornets. You step up and make a free throw, something you do about 81% of the time you get to the line. Here's your Warriors Nation appreciation:

Continued belief brought to you by GSOM Night V!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Blame It on the Rain, Yeah Yeah

Suck it World Series, I was going to watch Oden vs Bynum tonight anyway. Girl, you know it's true!

Musical interlude brought to you by Bud Selig.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Who's Excited for High School Musical 3???

I'll tell you who's excited: fellow bloggers Dewey and Andrew, you know, the guys who do the Bush League Productions UFC videos. Who knew they were so multi-talented!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

A Tribute to My New Favorite Video Blogger, Dwayne Bowe

Sorry Greg Oden, I still gots love for you. But there's no place like D-Bo.

Big up to my bud Jon Bois for the punny idea!

UPDATE: Now available in T-shirts.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

I Know Bowe Knows, But Do Yous Knows?

I love Dwayne Bowe. He's hosting a trivia contest for a chance to win a pair of autographed cleats from him... but instead of just posting the trivia questions he made a video with props for each question. And despite the fact that half the props are jerseys, he's wearing no shirt. I <3 D-Bo!

Extra-large video brought to you by the Dwayne Bowe Gun Show.

Friday, October 17, 2008

UFC's Rachelle Leah, Naked and Grilled

Here's my contribution to the Grill Project: Rachelle Leah, the UFC hottie whose Playboy issue hit stands today. You, too can contribute to

Big thanks to Cage Potato for the original tearsheet.

I don't know what else to do with all this blank space.

In other news, I may have found a winning Halloween costume idea, thanks to my buds at Progressive Boink.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Diana Taurasi Won't Drop Her Panties for Day 26

Diana Taurasi wants to know who the ultimate panty-dropper musical artist is. And she INEXPLICABLY hates on my suggestion of Day 26 in the comments. She even BANS Day 26 from her blog.

Please go over there and set her straight. And leave your support for Day 26 in the comments.

Dee, if you don't accept the panty-dropperness of Day 26, I'm removing you from my Alana G banner!!

Willie, I love you. You too, Big Mike.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Introducing..., Where the Only Mode is Beast

Friends, I'd like to introduce you to the most Beastest Mode of entertainment on these here interwebs... GRILLPROJECT.COM!!

From the same brilliant mind that brings you Hard for the Yard and Blogimore Ravens comes a website dedicated to being the worldwide leader in virtual grills. Check out the press release for all the deets, or simply scroll through the site and you'll get the idea...

Alana G is honored to not only be part of this ground-breaking project, but to be number one alphabetically on the site. ICE COLD.

Happy Columbus Day, Here's a Funny Slave Video

To "celebrate" "Columbus Day," let's honor Oney Judge, George Washington's slave who escaped and was forced to live the rest of her life as a fugitive. There's nothing funny about America's history of slavery, except for maybe this video.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

What Should I Be for Halloween?

My first thought was Allen Iverson, but that's kind of random and not very creative. Suggestions welcome. Or tell me what you're going to be so I can get inspired. Thanks!

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

A-Ha's Take on Me: the Literal Version

Thanks to skilled Texas-drawer Oops Pow Surprise for the heads up on this gem. Be patient, the action starts around 0:36. Band montaaaage!

Awesome HD quality brought to you by The Blowtorch.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

A Freehand Drawing of Texas From Memory

Here is a drawing of the state of Texas from memory. I know it's wrong, but I can't figure out what's wrong, so this is the best I could do. Pretty weak showing for a so-called artist who briefly lived in Houston a few years ago. I even still have a Texas driver's license! Anyway, the "X" marks Dallas, the current home of Brian aka "the man who discovered me" (true story). X and O to you, sir. You can be the handsome white boy at the end of my "Miss Gossip to Alana G" transformation video.

UPDATE: My Maryland is barely passable as even a Pennsylvania. Sorry Dewey!

Monday, October 6, 2008

MMA Recaps: Elite XC's Kimbo Slice / Seth Petruzelli Fight

You can also read about it or watch the video, but the above screenshots should suffice.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Congratulations to the Detroit Shock, WNBA Champions!

The Detroit Shock swept the San Antonio Silver Stars 3-0 in the best of five series.

I was bummed my Phoenix Mercury didn't make it to the playoffs, but the good thing about the Merc being out was that it gave Diana Taurasi time to drop deep blog posts like this one about Sarah Palin.

Ann Wauters cowers away in fear as Taj McWilliams-Franklin goes RAAAWWR on her azz.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Alana G Goes Meta, Stars in Elie Seckbach Video

Big up to Elie Seckbach for the shout out in his latest video:

YouTube hugesizer brought to you by Harvey Bars.

If you don't know Elie's YouTube magic by now, you better get wit it. Here's one of my favorites: him competing with Shaq in a Yo Mama contest.

Since Elie excerpted part of my demo reel video in which I had excerpted part of my Baron Davis video, in which I had asked Baron about Yo Mama competitions on and excerpted part of Elie's Shaq Yo Mama video, I feel I should now make some sort of video where I excerpt Elie's excerpt-excerpt video......

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Carl Lewis Is Straight Outta Compton

I've got NWA on the brain because yesterday Falcons fullback and Yardbarker blogger Ovie Mughelli announced his new nickname: The Drill. I'm disappointed he didn't pick one of my favorite nominations: Poison Ovie, OvieGYN, or... NWA (Nigerian with Attitude).

With that in mind, please enjoy this oldie but goodie NWA mash-up:

Thanks to my bud Sportz Assassin for the original find. Funny note, at the time he posted that on FanHouse, there was an argument within AOL management as to whether the video was appropriate. Honestly, I can't think of anything more appropriate than Carl Lewis spitting an Ice Cube verse, but I guess that's why I no longer work at AOL.