Marcellus Wiley Would Rather Talk to Playboy Women Than to Yardbarker

When last we saw Ryan Sims of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers he was joking about the tasers Playboy gave out to NFL players in their goody bags. Well now he thinks he can be a Yardbarker correspondent, so I gave him a tough first assignment: Marcellus Wiley. Usually Dat Dude loves showing his mug on camera, but not when there are beautiful Playboy women to mack on, apparently.

Playboy Gives TASERS to NFL Players

One of the strangest non-boob-related things about Playboy's Celebrity Golf Scramble was the choice of items for the goody bags... athletes and celebrities were given tasers. Because that's what you need when you're enjoying a weekend of golf, girls, and booze, of course!