Baron Abandonment Disorder is now being diagnosed all around the Bay Area, according to NBC. Although the video is somewhat upbeat about the prognosis for victims like Stephen Jackson and Al Harrington, the fight is not over. My sources have told me that Brandan Wright has stopped eating altogether and Warriors mascot Thunder succumbed to the disorder earlier this month. We still have a long way to go... but the good news is that Baron's grandmother has made a full recovery.
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